Meet the Sock: Bear Necessities
Bear in mind, he just woke up from hibernation, so Bear Necessities might be a little slow.
SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?
Bear Necessities: I can teach you how to fish with your bear hands.
SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?
Bear Necessities: Slippers for hibernation.
SITM: What is your life philosophy?
Bear Necessities: A fish out of water is worth 2 in the stream.
SITM: What do you think about this sock & sandal trend?
Bear Necessities: Seems strange to me, but I’m not one to bear a grudge.
SITM: What is your perfect date?
Bear Necessities: Going for a hike and stealing a few picnic baskets.
SITM: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Bear Necessities: I bearly know what I’m doing next week.
Bear Necessities will go with you for hikes through the wilderness or naps on the couch.