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Get to Know: Drink Me

Get to Know Drink Me

Careful, this drink won’t make you big or small, but it will make you Halloween ready!

 

SITM: Who do you look up to?

Drink Me: The mad scientists who created me in the lab and brought me to life!

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Drink Me: I can convince people to do things that are a bit bad for them, even if they know it.

SITM: What do you think customers will like most about you?

Drink Me: I’m there for them when they want to be naughty.

SITM: What is your life philosophy?

Drink Me: One woman’s sock is another man’s poison.

SITM: When you’re on a foot, where would you like to go?

Drink Me: The laboratory to mix up some more concoctions.

 

Pick your poison: women’s Drink Me, men’s Drink Me.

Get to Know: Sir Skeleton

Get to Know Sir Skeleton

You’re going to like Sir Skeleton, I can feel it in my bones.

 

SITM: Who do you look up to?

Skeleton: Those who know that Halloween may be celebrated one day a year, but it dances in our bones every season.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Skeleton: Being chill to the bone.

SITM: What do you think customers will like most about you?

Skeleton: I am their opportunity to dance with Death without risking life and limb.

SITM: What is your life philosophy?

Skeleton: Dance like no one’s watching because the dead don’t have eyeballs.

SITM: What do you think about this sock & sandal trend?

Skeleton: I prefer tap shoes.

SITM: When you’re on a foot, where would you like to go?

Skeleton: Dancing on graves.

 

Care to dance? Sir Skeleton will lead. Available in women’s crew and men’s crew.

Get to Know: Vampire Steak

Get to Know Vampire Steak Socks

This guy just vants to sock your foot! Muahaha!

 

SITM: What other SITM style do you think you pair well with?

Vampire Steak: I pair nicely with red Wine—we make a delicious combination. And it’s the color of blood.

SITM: What do you think customers will like most about you?

Vampire Steak: I’m a very rare sock among very unique specimens. You von’t find me in your local grocers or mausoleum.

SITM: What is your perfect date?

Vampire Steak: We meet after twilight at a garlic-free restaurant. Afterward, we retire to my crypt…err crib for another bite because I’m always hungry for a midnight snack.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?

Vampire Steak: Someone with a positive blood type—that’s how I keep my sunny outlook.

 

Nice to meat you, dare to wear Vampire Steak socks?