This guy just vants to sock your foot! Muahaha!
SITM: What other SITM style do you think you pair well with?
Vampire Steak: I pair nicely with red Wine—we make a delicious combination. And it’s the color of blood.
SITM: What do you think customers will like most about you?
Vampire Steak: I’m a very rare sock among very unique specimens. You von’t find me in your local grocers or mausoleum.
SITM: What is your perfect date?
Vampire Steak: We meet after twilight at a garlic-free restaurant. Afterward, we retire to my crypt…err crib for another bite because I’m always hungry for a midnight snack.
SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?
Vampire Steak: Someone with a positive blood type—that’s how I keep my sunny outlook.
Nice to meat you, dare to wear Vampire Steak socks?