You’re going to like Sir Skeleton, I can feel it in my bones.
SITM: Who do you look up to?
Skeleton: Those who know that Halloween may be celebrated one day a year, but it dances in our bones every season.
SITM: What’s your superpower?
Skeleton: Being chill to the bone.
SITM: What do you think customers will like most about you?
Skeleton: I am their opportunity to dance with Death without risking life and limb.
SITM: What is your life philosophy?
Skeleton: Dance like no one’s watching because the dead don’t have eyeballs.
SITM: What do you think about this sock & sandal trend?
Skeleton: I prefer tap shoes.
SITM: When you’re on a foot, where would you like to go?
Skeleton: Dancing on graves.