Meet the Sock: America
This regal eagle has a lot to say about America, celebrations, and the state of socks today.
SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?
America: Pride!
SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?
America: Penny loafers so everywhere you walk, you have a little president with you.
SITM: What’s your superpower?
America: Patriotism.
SITM: What is your life philosophy?
America: These colors don’t bleed, even when washed on hot.
SITM: What is your favorite song?
America: America the Beautiful
SITM: What is your perfect date?
America: Getting together for a good, old-fashioned BBQ and some apple pie. And wherever we go, there have to be fireworks.
You’ll need these America socks to complete your Fourth of July outfit. Just be careful of the spontaneous fireworks you may set off.