These socks are here to seal the deal on what you’re walking away from the conversation in: them.
SITM: What is your life philosophy?
Baby Seals: Swim like a seal, sting like a boss.
SITM: Who do you look up to?
Baby Seals: SEOs: Seal Executive Officers
SITM: What do you think about this sock & sandal trend?
Baby Seals: Not really well suited for business/dress up affairs.
SITM: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Baby Seals: Swimming up the corporate ladder.
SITM: What’s your superpower?
Baby Seals: Tricking my business associates with my cuteness to get what I want.
SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?
Baby Seals: The great thing about us is we come in: Toddlers, Youth, Juniors, AND Women’s. So, we fit even the tiniest tycoon!