Meet the Sock: STRETCH-IT™ Ostrich

 

Dare to stare this bird in the face while she tells her tail?

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Ostrich: My invitation didn’t say I needed to bring anything.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Ostrich: A tall boot that I can hide from the world in.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?

Ostrich: Crows. Only because together they make a murder.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Ostrich: You don’t want to know.

SITM: What is your life philosophy?

Ostrich: Stick your neck out for those in need, it makes it easier to look down your nose at them.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?

Ostrich: Grumpy Cat. She knows how to stare someone into submission.

 

Want this angry bird on your leg? Pluck a pair of STRETCH-IT™ Ostrich today!