Meet the Sock: Slow Loris


The best way to get to know a Slow Loris is through these socks.


SITM: What’s your superpower?

Slow Loris: Intoxicating smile with a toxic bite.

SITM: What is your life philosophy?

Slow Loris: Believe your eyes even if they are bigger than your stomach.

SITM: What is your favorite song?

Slow Loris: Slow Ride

SITM: What is your perfect date?

Slow Loris: I’m nocturnal, but too shy for the nightlife, so maybe just hanging out and munching some fruit?

SITM: Who do you look up to?

Slow Loris: I’m usually looking down on people from trees. Teehee!

SITM: What do you think about this sock & sandal trend?

Slow Loris: Oh, I can’t wear sandals at all! How would I grip the branches?

SITM: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Slow Loris: Hopefully in trees everywhere! That’s where I do my best.


If you believe your eyes, get your feet in some Slow Loris knee highs.

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