The best way to get to know a Slow Loris is through these socks.
SITM: What’s your superpower?
Slow Loris: Intoxicating smile with a toxic bite.
SITM: What is your life philosophy?
Slow Loris: Believe your eyes even if they are bigger than your stomach.
SITM: What is your favorite song?
Slow Loris: Slow Ride
SITM: What is your perfect date?
Slow Loris: I’m nocturnal, but too shy for the nightlife, so maybe just hanging out and munching some fruit?
SITM: Who do you look up to?
Slow Loris: I’m usually looking down on people from trees. Teehee!
SITM: What do you think about this sock & sandal trend?
Slow Loris: Oh, I can’t wear sandals at all! How would I grip the branches?
SITM: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Slow Loris: Hopefully in trees everywhere! That’s where I do my best.
If you believe your eyes, get your feet in some Slow Loris knee highs.