A robotics degree is not required to appreciate this meet and greet with Robosock.
SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?
Robosock: A calculated style.
SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?
Robosock: Aluminum. Do humans wear aluminum shoes? Any kind of metal will do. I think I’ve heard of a steel toe shoe. I could work with that.
SITM: Who is your sock idol?
Robosock: I’ve heard of socks made of chainmail. If these exist, they are my sock idols.
SITM: What’s your superpower?
Robosock: Making 01111101000 (1000 for those that don’t know binary) calculations per second.
SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?
Robosock: According to my programing, the Robo Boogie is what to do when you make an appearance, so though I don’t know where, I know that’s what I’ll be doing.
SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?
Robosock: A bionic man. Or woman. Gender makes no difference to me.
If your calculations are correct, you know the answer is Men’s Crew Robosock ($11.50).