Get to Know: My Otter Half
You otter know these socks better.
SITM: What’s your superpower?
Otter: I can make anyone feel sick with my overly sappy love notes and stares into my significant otter’s eyes.
SITM: What’s your favorite leisure activity?
Otter: Lying on my back, sharing mussels and crabs with my otter half. It’s much more efishient AND romantic to share.
SITM: What do you think customers will like most about you?
Otter: Your better half will love to see me on Valentine’s or your anniversary! But all kinds of love deserve to be celebrated, so your kids and friends will love me too!
SITM: What is your life philosophy?
Otter: All you need is love. Pretty sure I just came up with that.
SITM: What is your perfect date?
Otter: Any time spent with my significant otter is time well spent.
SITM: When you’re on a foot, where would you like to go?
Otter: I love the aquarium! Promise I won’t eat anything.