This guy just vants to sock your foot! Muahaha!
SITM: What other SITM style do you think you pair well with?
Vampire Steak: I pair nicely with red Wine—we make a delicious combination. And it’s the color of blood.
SITM: What do you think customers will like most about you?
Vampire Steak: I’m a very rare sock among very unique specimens. You von’t find me in your local grocers or mausoleum.
SITM: What is your perfect date?
Vampire Steak: We meet after twilight at a garlic-free restaurant. Afterward, we retire to my crypt…err crib for another bite because I’m always hungry for a midnight snack.
SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?
Vampire Steak: Someone with a positive blood type—that’s how I keep my sunny outlook.
Nice to meat you, dare to wear Vampire Steak socks?
Twinkle, twinkle little pizza?
SITM: Who do you look up to?
Pizza Pie: Bigger stars and bigger snacks that came before me.
SITM: What’s your favorite leisure activity?
Pizza Pie: Stargazing, trying to find the next big snackstellation.
SITM: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Pizza Pie: Right here. Some of my stars might fade, but it will just look like nibbles have been taken from my platter.
SITM: When you’re on a foot, where would you like to go?
Pizza Pie: Past where the city lights get in the way of the stars…and no one can see my shameful snacking.
It’s the surf & turf of the sky: stars & carbs, and you can take the doggy bag home in the form of Pizza Pie in the Sky crews.