Meet the Sock: Frankenstein’s Sockster

 

Frankenstein

Monsters are often misunderstood. That’s why we wanted to give Frankenstein’s Sockster a chance to tell his side of the story.

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Sockster: WARNING. KEEP DEAD THING DEAD.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Sockster: PLATFORM.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?

Sockster: BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. SHE ELECTRIFYING.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Sockster: UNNNGGGH. LIFE AFTER DEATH.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?

Sockster: AS LONG AS CONNECTED TO LEG, I NO CARE.

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Sockster: GRAVEYARD. GIVE HOPE TO CORPSES. UUHHNNNNGH.

 

There you have it: the insights of a monstrously cool sock, Frankenstein’s Sockster (available in women’s knee high and men’s crew).

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